Brain Cell Dissections

fuckyeahtattoos: “I myself am made entirely of flaws stitched...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:06:48 -0400

“I myself am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions.” -Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking

Submitted By erinjeanstamp

Very lovely. The font makes it.

Today, my friends, is Jessica B.’s 1st birthday! My niece...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:32:44 -0400

Today, my friends, is Jessica B.’s 1st birthday!

My niece is the cutest freakin’ thing. Why does she have to live on the other side of the country??

rainier: abcfooddot:thedailywhat: [image: reddit.] Random fact...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:09:48 -0400

rainier:

abcfooddot:thedailywhat: [image: reddit.]

Random fact because I feel like it: Braeburn apples are my absolute favorite. I practically refuse to eat any other apple. They have the perfect crunch, the perfect amount of tartness, and are ridiculously juicy. I hate soft apples.

Honey crisps are my favorite. A soft apple is dead to me.

parallelbotany: redjeep: (via lifeag) History…we...

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:50:52 -0400

parallelbotany:

redjeep:

(via lifeag)

History…we never, ever, ever learn. Do we?

I'm shopping for a new car...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:58:56 -0400

And the dealership I am probably going to get it from has a sales manager who looks exactly like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Gene Wilder. More on the Ron Jeremy side only because he wears gold necklaces with his chest hair hangin’ all out. And he wears loafers that click when he walks. I don’t even know if Ron Jeremy does that, but I imagine he would. Ewweee

loftylovin: via ~ stylehousekitchens.com

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:15:12 -0400

loftylovin:

via ~ stylehousekitchens.com

dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You’ve Never Seen The Sandlot We...

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:33:42 -0400

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’ve Never Seen The Sandlot

We were on a date, you told some funny jokes, I was laughing. I said “you’re killing me Smalls.” The laughing stopped there. You didn’t understand that reference. You’ve never seen the Sandlot. What the hell? Did you enjoy having a childhood? Did you play baseball? Did you own PF Flyers?

Okay, we’ll watch it together sometime at my place. You came over to my house and we watched it. You didn’t laugh once. You thought it was immature. Please, that movie is hilarious. Squints putting the moves on the lifeguard was a classic. The movie featured JAMES EARL JONES. You don’t have a soul. Just take your humorless self right out my door. And move faster or I’ll send the Beast after you “FOR-EV-ER!”

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Maria.

Gulf Oil Spill Stopped: BP Says Oil Leak Is HALTED

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:08:23 -0400

Gulf Oil Spill Stopped: BP Says Oil Leak Is HALTED:

oh good god thank you. Please don’t be lying…don’t you think I didn’t already think of that!

(via kelliewellingtons) I love the look of suspenders. Love it....

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:43:03 -0400

(via kelliewellingtons)

I love the look of suspenders. Love it. Too pansy to do it myself, though.

Animal Rights: New Laws Take Movement to the Mainstream

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:47:42 -0400

Animal Rights: New Laws Take Movement to the Mainstream :

who knew Guv-na S. would be so….productive? Maybe that’s too much credit, but I guess coming from someone living in New York and with a state political body equivalent to a preschool population…I’m prob. just jealous, really.

Vinyl Sticker: Farmhand for a Week

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:11:42 -0400

Vinyl Sticker: Farmhand for a Week:

WWOOF—Worldwide Opportunities on Organic Farms—is an international network that spans Europe and the world, offering intrepid travelers free room and board and providing thousands of farms with free labor. Yes, labor. WWOOFers have to earn their keep, whether by mending stone fences, tending…

I’ve read a loooot about this. Sounds absolutely freakin’ amazing. Damn my good, well paying, state job…not really…but you get my point. Right?

urbangreens: GreenAid Seed Bombs | thecommonstudio.com “Made...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:41:42 -0400

urbangreens:

GreenAid Seed Bombs | thecommonstudio.com

“Made from a mixture of clay, compost, and seeds, ‘seedbombs’ are becoming an increasingly popular means combating the many forgotten grey spaces we encounter everyday-from sidewalk cracks to vacant lots and parking medians. They can be thrown anonymously into these derelict urban sites to temporarily reclaim and transform them into places worth looking at and caring for. The Greenaid dispensary simply makes these guerilla gardening efforts more accessible to all by appropriating the existing distribution system of the quarter operated candy machine. Using just the loose coins in your pocket, you can make a small but meaningful contribution to the beautification of your city!”

veggieparadise:

The only kind of bomb I support XD There are also other ways - my trick: try buying cheap grass+flower seed mixes, add powdered fertilizer, climb on your roof or a tall building and let go with the wind XD

Only available in a few cities in the US…

via littlegreengarde

jennermelons: toomuchtobreathe: thats me. (via...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:09:42 -0400

jennermelons:

toomuchtobreathe:

thats me.

(via good48)

gpoyw

Yeah, totally self portrait.

We were told to do the “Captain Morgan stance” for...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:39:20 -0400

We were told to do the “Captain Morgan stance” for the picture, to go with the pirate ship in the background that you can’t see. Nick is not participating very well. Also, see those clouds? It was that dark and worse all day and somehow, somehow, I still managed to get a nice freakin’ sunburn. I have been peeling for a week now…son of a bitch ozone layer depletion. Ok enough, Jess.

GPOYW - I want to be back on the beach

United Farm Workers invite Americans to 'Take Our Jobs' - Jul. 7, 2010

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:23:42 -0400

United Farm Workers invite Americans to 'Take Our Jobs' - Jul. 7, 2010:

Williams said that if people who oppose immigration “got their wish and all the unauthorized people went home tomorrow, we would have a crisis. We wouldn’t have anyone to pick the crops, milk the cows, or take care of the Christmas trees.”

“Farm workers do the work that most Americans are not willing to do.”

Blogged about this before. Am very interested to see the outcome. I wonder what produce would cost if farms were required to pay minimum wage.

The Farmette Report

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:26:50 -0400

The Farmette Report:

I think I will be spending some time going over this fun lil’ page.

selectic: loftylovin: Cooks’ Kitchens by Architectural...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 09:20:11 -0400

selectic:

loftylovin:

Cooks’ Kitchens by Architectural Digest

swoon They even have a ladder for us height-challenged folk. So those upper cabinets can be useful, damnit!

unspeakablevisions: braincelldissections: urbangreens: modelbu...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:42:16 -0400

unspeakablevisions:

braincelldissections:

urbangreens:

modelburnbook:

goats on a green roof—i dig this.

Ah, when Chris and I were in BC last week we saw goats on a roof! It was at a market in Coombs on Vancouver Island… goats all up on a grassy roof. I’ll show you the picture once I upload.

You were in BC last week??? Holy hell I am so jealous! I hope it was amazing! Glad to hear you’re alive, I was wondering for a while there. ;)

calling doctors offices makes me wanna cut a bitch

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:40:11 -0400

girlonthemoonn:

god those receptionists hate the earth and all living creatures, dont they? irony

Seriously, this is on the bottom of my list 100% of the time. I should have made probably 3 doctors appointments more than 6 months ago but the thought of calling and hearing the receptionist act like I am asking her to chew her own arm off and give it to me as a gift, yeah well, I’d rather think I am bionic woman sans any health issues, thanks though.

New life goal to go along with my current life goal* - become a...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:40:47 -0400

New life goal to go along with my current life goal* - become a small-scale farmer. We have begun looking at land and I am in search of a good book to start reading about the subject. All ears for suggestions! This renting shit is pissing me off, especially when you have the Environment Hater for a landlord.

*Midwife extraordinaire

P.S. This is a picture of my portulaca flowers. Pretty ain’t they?!