Brain Cell Dissections

fuckyeahtattoos:

“I myself am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions.” -Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking

Submitted By erinjeanstamp

Very lovely. The font makes it.

Today, my friends, is Jessica B.’s 1st birthday!

My niece is the cutest freakin’ thing. Why does she have to live on the other side of the country??

rainier:

abcfooddot:thedailywhat: [image: reddit.]

Random fact because I feel like it: Braeburn apples are my absolute favorite. I practically refuse to eat any other apple. They have the perfect crunch, the perfect amount of tartness, and are ridiculously juicy. I hate soft apples.

Honey crisps are my favorite. A soft apple is dead to me.

parallelbotany:

redjeep:

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History…we never, ever, ever learn. Do we?

loftylovin:

via ~ stylehousekitchens.com

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’ve Never Seen The Sandlot

We were on a date, you told some funny jokes, I was laughing. I said “you’re killing me Smalls.” The laughing stopped there. You didn’t understand that reference. You’ve never seen the Sandlot. What the hell? Did you enjoy having a childhood? Did you play baseball? Did you own PF Flyers?

Okay, we’ll watch it together sometime at my place. You came over to my house and we watched it. You didn’t laugh once. You thought it was immature. Please, that movie is hilarious. Squints putting the moves on the lifeguard was a classic. The movie featured JAMES EARL JONES. You don’t have a soul. Just take your humorless self right out my door. And move faster or I’ll send the Beast after you “FOR-EV-ER!”

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Maria.

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I love the look of suspenders. Love it. Too pansy to do it myself, though.

urbangreens:

GreenAid Seed Bombs | thecommonstudio.com

“Made from a mixture of clay, compost, and seeds, ‘seedbombs’ are becoming an increasingly popular means combating the many forgotten grey spaces we encounter everyday-from sidewalk cracks to vacant lots and parking medians. They can be thrown anonymously into these derelict urban sites to temporarily reclaim and transform them into places worth looking at and caring for. The Greenaid dispensary simply makes these guerilla gardening efforts more accessible to all by appropriating the existing distribution system of the quarter operated candy machine. Using just the loose coins in your pocket, you can make a small but meaningful contribution to the beautification of your city!”

veggieparadise:

The only kind of bomb I support XD There are also other ways - my trick: try buying cheap grass+flower seed mixes, add powdered fertilizer, climb on your roof or a tall building and let go with the wind XD

Only available in a few cities in the US…

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jennermelons:

toomuchtobreathe:

thats me.

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gpoyw

Yeah, totally self portrait.

We were told to do the “Captain Morgan stance” for the picture, to go with the pirate ship in the background that you can’t see. Nick is not participating very well. Also, see those clouds? It was that dark and worse all day and somehow, somehow, I still managed to get a nice freakin’ sunburn. I have been peeling for a week now…son of a bitch ozone layer depletion. Ok enough, Jess.

GPOYW - I want to be back on the beach